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Carrot Cake

Carrot Cake can be used as a substitute word for the word sex so people don't know what your talking about.

OMG you've had carrot cake before!!

When was the last time you had carrot cake?

by CarrotCake08 September 22, 2011

64๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stickin A Carrot

Insert a stick in inside of your weinerhole, And shove a carrot inside of her vagina, Spread her legs like she is doing the spilts, to plow as hard as you can while trying to angle it it to go threw to her asshole (Better done with a virgin so you can pop the cherry).

"Hey brad, I heard you gave lil jessie stickin a carrot lastnight."
"Hell yah dawg, she said it gave her a seizure after the juices of the carrot went inside her, I think shes allergic to Vitamin A and some weird shit about potassium."

by ya o'l dusty clam April 11, 2020


carrot skin

what some girls look like when they apply to much fake tan

woah look at that chick over there She carrot skin

by baddazoner January 9, 2011


Carrot Spartan

A Carrot Spartan is the epitome of good character. They are honest, loyale, and respectful. Carrot Spartans are selfless and will help those around them without hesitation.

They are from Carrot Sparta

That guy seems like a Carrot Spartan.

Omg! Did you know that she was a Carrot Spartan?

by Carrot Sparta June 11, 2018


carrots and shits

the joke that Claire Drake used to help her friend Haley Sharpe when they were making fun of their friend Chase Rutherford.

"it looks like he's been eating carrots and sticks and no brush his teeth for weeks" - haley sharpe
"HALEY! it doesn't look like he's been carrots AND sticks. it looks like he's been eating CARROTS AND SHITS ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†". - Claire Drake

by victoria o <3 December 4, 2020


Carrot Cake

This is term for an elderly person that a younger person (around a third of they're age) would like to have sex with.

she's a nice piece of carrot cake

by garyfullness September 4, 2014

16๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


wax the carrot

To masturbate

When I get home, I'm going to wax my carrot to some porn.

by concatenation March 23, 2004

58๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž