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A dude who is a turd who makes fun of his best friends and who only talks about how edgy and “hip” he is
Ugh, dude, stop being such a Carson! No one wants to hear about Fall Out Boy’s new song!
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A big ol fag who likes peepee in his booboo
Hey did you hang out with Carson?
Yeah I have aids now
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Often the worst person you will ever meet. Hes a short, cracker and is very gross all around. He will act like your freind or even seem to tolerate you but he will in the end be a total and absolute douche. He is a traitor to his freinds and will often steam your closest one. Hell talk shit about you when over a year ago, you dated a girl who he wants now.
Hes a totally fucking ridiculous person who is racist and is perverted. He has a huge double standard. He will associate himself with many other of carson type people, but names that just start with a C. Hes often too old for what class or grade hes in.
Fucking moron: yooooo bro look at that lil douche wearing fucking work boots.
Fucking idiot: yuhh,,, his name is carson. Hes such a loser that he dips.
Fucking bruv: yeah hes suchhhhh a loser... he tried to write a bullshit diss track on my home boi.
The absolute loser carson: yayeet! Which one of you lactating crout sissies fuckef my cousin!
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Tiny tick tack short as fuck kisses ass and punches and gets in fights. Hits ass to
Carson : give me your ass
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In honor of Ben Carson, 2016 presidential hopeful, to carson is to be so unaware of pleasure or act during intercourse, you either forget where you are or you fall asleep.
Ben's dick game was so weak, I carsoned on his ass.
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This term is used for males who ussually brag about there sexual life constantly , which in reality consists of receiving nudes from 10 year old girls. The majority of his time is spent jacking off and telling people he can’t hangout because he’s “busy”. This male is usually so horny he gets arroused by the slightest bit of skin on a female. Male can usually be seen wearing some gay ass clothes. Do not confuse this for a Cameron or a caden, the key difference is the signature “fuckboi” haircut. This males sexuality varies from homosexual to heterosexual so take caution when around a “carson”
Why is that dude staring at my little sister! What a carson.
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