Cathie

Someone who invests in trending stocks and then claims they are "innovative." They also claim inflation does not exist, only deflation.

"Tesla went down $30 today. Don't be a Cathie!"

shatty cathy

When you clearly need to go #2, and every passing moment prior to doing so results in a steady stream of heinous farts.

**rapid gross farting noises**

Rachel: Ooh Gary, these are awful. What's going on back there?
Gary: I think last nights burrito bonanza left me with a shatty cathy on deck. Shes willing to talk, give up known ass-ociates. I'm gonna go get her confession"
Rachel: dont forget the poop knife