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charity pimp

a dude who sets up female friends who aren't looking for relationships, but rather, who just wanna fuck

"He's such a nice guy for helping all those girls find love."

"Nah, he's a charity pimp. Those chicks just wanna get piped."

"I see... perhaps I should introduce myself."

by sXe_defender August 03, 2021


Charity cunt

A person who will constantly tell to donate to charity or cancer patients. The morale of this is to avoid them at all costs

Willy:hey you should donate to the March of dimes

Robby:can you shut the fuck up

Willy:donate to the homeless

Robby:you're a fuckin charity cunt

by The incest man is here May 27, 2018


Boxing a Horse for Charity

Referring to doing something sexual with someone that isn't actually intercourse without wanting to mention that they did something sexual with them because of whoever the audience consists of.

Person A: How'd it go yesterday with that guy?
Person B: It went really well, we got back to my place and-
Person C: *walks in*

Person B: ended up boxing a horse for charity on my couch.

by ezlikesflatorangesoda May 27, 2022


Charity stone

You can see this stone near whichever mosque in Turkey and other cultural environment people put on -or in- this stone their charity after morning prayer -like clothing or food or money- and a needy takes what need

Charity stone is not a word kkkkk

by İtsMeWhoyouneverKnow May 13, 2017


Charity Chug

the wank you have prior to your big date,enabling you to last that little bit longer with your love interest

on their first night of mattress mayhem,neil decided to have a charity chug,as to impress siobhan with his bedroom prowess

by Spidershark February 17, 2008


Chode charity

When manipulative men are victimising themselves for pity. Feeling sorry for themselves.

Giving small dick energy.

Also could be a real chode charity, donate now. 🤷 ♂️

I don’t want to donate to your chode charity.”

“Brad’s got his chode charity goin’ on, leave him alone.”

by pubedealer May 17, 2022


First World Charity

Acts of generosity from living in a wealthy, industrialized nation that third worlders would probably roll their eyes at.

B: "My gastroenterologist brother-in-law wrote off his car in a crash, and has to wait 6 months for a Tesla! I felt sorry for him so I gave him my order and now he only has to wait 3 months."
Y: "That's first world charity"

by Sun-Cheung Nguyen June 20, 2022