Covid Check

"Covid check" is called out before relieving wind. This is to check everyone's sense of smell in the area and reduce the spread of COVID-19. Loss of smell could indicate the presence of COVID-19, and a person who is unable to smell the flatulence should be avoided. This is considered a service.

Person 1: "Covid Check!" *farts*
Person 2: " Huh. I can't smell anything."
Person 1: " You prob have Covid."

Dick check

1)A dick check is when you check someone’s dick for glitter, to see if they’ve had sex recently

2)a made up expression by one of ayydubs’ fans

I was dating this dude for like 3 days and I made my best friend and I agree on a polygamist relationship so they could have sex so I could break up with him. I did a dick check just to make sure they did it.

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Crotch Check

The act of checking the crotch of your pants for durability before you put them on to avoid an embarassing blow out.

Me: Did you see her crotch?

You: No! What happened?

Me: She must not have done a crotch check this morning because she just had a blow out!

You: That's like the 4th pair she has blown!

smell check

Double checking the clothes you put on for any funky odors before getting dressed and leaving the house.

Damn, homeboy should have run a smell check on his pants before he came to work today. Dude smells like funky taint.

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Poop Check

When you go to the bathroom and you check to see how much poop is on your piece of toilet paper from the first wipe, so you can determine how many more times you need to wipe.

*In head*

This piece of toilet paper doesn't have any poop on it.

Looks like I poop checked for nothing

Throat Check

Verb: To punch and/or elbow soemone in the throat as a means of getting something

I would have throat checked an old lady on her way to church to get a phone call from my husband in boot camp.

san check

Short for "sanity check," an infamous aspect of the role playing game "Call of Cthulhu." When players' characters encounter something of unspeakable horror (as they are wont to do in a game based on the books of H.P. Lovecraft), they are forced to roll dice to determine if their characters maintain their sanity in the face of mind-dissolving terror. In gamer slang, to "fail a san check" means to have one's mental faculties break down in a skull-twisting scenario.

Jim failed his san check when he found that his cat had run rampant through his studio, knocking over cans of paint and leaving little footprints of color throughout the house.

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