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A mispelling of the best kind of sandwich in the universe. Except maybe peanut butter and jelly. Or something with pickles.
I like to eat grilled chesse. And I'm bad at spelling werds.
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A game in which you drink beers and duck tape them together to create a wizards staff. The next beer must be taped at the highest point of your staff and so on. Once you have reached 5 beers you become a dark wizard and must battle the dragon of jack ( take a shot of jack). Then when you reach 8 beers you must slay the rum beast (shot of rum). Finally when you reach a 10 beer staff you are a white wizard and must take a shot of each and challenge another white wizard to a staff battle and your staff must come out on top to take his position as the white wizard. The main point of the game is to have the tallest staff. Once you have reached a 20 beer staff youll probly have to sit on the damn roof just to drink it.
John: hey dude im all sorts of bored
Jeff: lets play wizards chess until our staffs reach the moon
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Like 4d chess only more complicated. Should only be attempted by someone who is autistic.
Sorry Alicia, my attempt at 8d chess has failed... Or, did it???
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That one guy that looks like Steve Jobs with a moustache who’s definitely the real creator of chess.
Remember when John Chess was definitely the real inventor of chess?
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A term most often used to mock people who try to present their incompetence as a part of a greater strategy or mind game (which may exist, but usually does not).
A less ironic sense of the word is often used to refer to fictional storylines where characters come to power through intrigue, manipulation, and/or gaslighting, often mocking them if this plot device is used in a very over-the-top, unrealistic way. The rise of Palpatine is one of the most prominent examples, since manufacturing a civil war along with decades of political tension through several secret identities, four generations of brainwashed agents, and a mentally stunted alien senator is far from realism
"I don't get why everyone thinks he's playing some kind of 4D chess. He's clearly just spouting nonsense."
"I love the action scenes in prequels, but Palpatine's 4D chess kinda ruins the immersion."
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old chesse is another word for your mum
"what your old chesse say about it?"
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A short fat robust person. One who looks extremely sturdy such as a tree stump. Resembles a living, breathing, walking, human chode. In short, Matthew Nola.
Wow, Danny Devito is a fuckin chess piece.
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