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i was swimming in the sea when a cigar fish came up to me
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A sexual position in which someone places the head of a man's penis in their mouth, and then lights the man's pubes on fire creating the effect of smoking a cigar.
My girlfriend tried doing a smoldering cigar in bed last night and burnt the house down.
Cigarring a Pooh is When you're running late and have to clench to literally cut your pooh short...like you would a cigar.
*Txt Msg* - "Jon, Where are you? flights' in ten minutes!"
Jon - "Oh SHIT! sorry , Cigarring a Pooh as we speak!"
It means that your incredibly close to doing something incredible, but ya failed! so, you’re close but...
No cigar!
Macy: Hey, i almost won the presidential election, but this twat named Jack did.
Blaire: Well, *chuckles* you’re close but no cigar.
Bill Clinton: Monica I have no where to put my cigar.
Monica: Why don't you try my cigar holster?
(1.) noun: An exceptionally large joint. (2.) noun: a blunt. From Kingston, the capital of Jamaica.
(1.) Just before the party started, Baxter rolled one of his signature Kingston Cigars. (2.) Baxter used a Philly Blunt for his Kingston Cigar.
The act of dipping one's penis into molten hot tar then slapping someone in the face with it then letting it harden.
"Hey what's wrong with Amrit's sister?"
"Oh, Christian gave her a Hot Cigar."