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The Claps

A group of very evil guys and not an STD (Sewer Transmitted Disease)

Gar: "Guys you don't mess with The Claps, they are bad news"

by Luval Crooked-Hand February 13, 2021


clap

replaces any other verb in any sentence. you can also add “per” or “py” depending on the situation or sentence, so clapper or clappy.

braden: “the boys and i are at the bar clapping down some beers. come join”
connor: “for sure i’ll clap right on down”

example 2:
b: “wow this song claps
c: “yeah it’s a clapper, that’s for sure”

by rickymcschnicky October 24, 2019

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Clapping

High fiving your self for someone elses success.

He was so good that i was clapping.

by Bacon Robot April 12, 2017

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clap

1. To get fucked up, or get beaten up.

2. To fuck a bitch.

1. "Don't get clapped niggah!"

2. I was clappin my bitch last night.

by If Your Happy, Clap Your Hands December 11, 2013

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Clap

The act of bum ass niggas using you white folks credit card information to order shit such as dominos pizza and other frivolous items off the interweb.

Yo bro , I just clapped these Gucci jawns I’m bout cop a belt too.

by Yuurritsyaboy March 7, 2018

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the clap

Definition 1:
It is a a misnomer or bastardization of "the collapse". Which comes from World Wars when gonorrhea was so prevalent among GI's. It was in the hospital wards where the soldiers were that the medics and other patients would refer to it as "the collapse". Which through man's insufferable need to makes things smaller and easier because they are lazy, putrid, and even at the risk of endangering themselves, ignorant, shortened the word to "the clap".
Definition 2:
The term comes from the Paris neighborhood Clapier because of it's large number of prostitutes, or whores/hoes during the 14th century. And the word "clapier" might also have been another way of saying brothel or whore house, slut barn,pussy shack, or your mom's box, because of the prevalence of gonorrhea.

#1: A wounded soldier to a nurse changing a bedpan:

" What's wrong with that guy over there?"
Nurse:
" Oh, him? Oh, he's got the clap from one of those gook* hookers." * No offense to any Asian's who read this. I am not racist I just put it into context.
#2: I am too stoned to come up with an example of the second definition. Be lucky you got this much.

by McPenis Private Eye January 30, 2010

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clapped

Broken, in-operable, or otherwise incapable of performing it's original intended use/function.

Oh man I would drive you downtown but my ride is clapped out.

by THECHANCELLOR8 November 8, 2010

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