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Post-Peak Clarity

Much like Post-nut clarity, you realize how far you hiked after you reach the peak and you regret it

I just reached the summit of Everest, really feeling that post-peak clarity

by Hammershlagen May 22, 2022


Post Joke Clarity

That soul-crushing instant when you realize your joke landed with a thud instead of a roar, and the only sound louder than the crickets is your own regret.

Tom's poorly-timed joke at the awards show had everyone shifting uncomfortably. As Post Joke Clarity kicked in, he felt a wave of embarrassment worthy of Ricky Gervais at his most cringe-inducing.

by uhhasann April 3, 2024


Post Bitch Clarity

The process of attaining the wisdom after a bitch dumps you, so that you'll be careful the next time dealing with women as a whole.

Bro, his ex wife gave him so much post bitch clarity that he never married his whole life

by Player07 May 28, 2024


no nut clarity

similar to the infamous “post-nut clarity”, no but clarity occurs after a sexual experience when you do not finish (and probably didn’t even get to start). Usually occurs to women (actually only occurs to woman) after most sexual experiences with men. A state of depression and clarity as you come (but not cum!) to the realization that your man will never satisfy you.

he came in 2 minutes and i was a whole sun rotation away from even beginning, totally got no nut clarity and honestly wanted to cry and go home and use my vibrator

by sarahandbellassinglebraincell November 10, 2021


no nut clarity

The moment of clarity and unattractedness you feel toward a sexual partner when they keep trying to make you finish but can’t and you lose arousal and attractedness to the person

Yeah I was with my Mark last night and he kept trying I felt so bad when I got no nut clarity.

by punanibitch December 24, 2020


post vbucks clarity

That sense of guilt after spending money on Fortnite or when looking at your Fortnite locker and feeling disappointed for all the money you have spent on virtual items and fake currency that won’t grant you anything in the real world

Jack: “How many skins do you have?”
John: “389, man post vbucks clarity is hitting hard right now”

by maany January 4, 2024


blinded by clarity

When vision and reality collide.

When she woke from the nightmare to find him still next to her she was blinded by clarity and knew at that moment it was love...

by Stefanie Durham January 13, 2011