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Coined during the Covid-19 pandemic, the laptop class consists of middle and upper-class professionals and managers who were able to work remotely during lockdowns. Often used in a pejorative manner, the term contrasts the presumed comfort of those afforded the luxury to work from home to those individuals working in the "real" and tangible economy.
As a member of the elite laptop class I haven't left my house in 2+ years
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the last good grad class born in late 2005 and early 2006. right now they’re 15 or 16 going into junior year of high school. they haven’t experienced high school to a full extent, but they have experienced it if they were hybrid during the 2020-2021 school year, unlike the annoying class of 2025 who hasn’t even experienced high school at all. props to the class of 2024.
“class of 2024 is kinda nonexistent, but they’re the last of the elite.”
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Possibly the gayest class on earth after 7-8th grade (Pre grade 7-8 VERY useful class). A class where one has to over analysis ever little detail in a play, story, essay etc.
Marks are solely based off what kind of teacher you have. You can have the teacher that really doesn't care that much and will give a mark of 80%+ for doing jack shit. Or you can have the kind of teacher that over analysis' ever sentence of your essay and as a result will reward you with a shitty mark (eg 60%) Even though you spent hours on the essay.
The final years of English (grade 11&12 especially 12)is, for some reason, the most important class to take and is technically the only "true" prerequisite for university or college (being that you can get into uni/college programs with only English and no need for math or the sciences and every uni/college program requires English).
In conclusion, English class can either be a walk through the park or hell on Earth for 5 months. Either way it requires you to over analysis ever little detail in plays, essays, stories etc. and make up bullshited thesis' and thematic statements that no one gives a RATS ASS ABOUT. It will usually become your most hated class (doesn't matter what teacher you have) because of the overall stupidity of it and the lack of actual knowledge gained.
Average teenage male after reading Hamlet in English class:
ATM: Wow, that was the gayest piece of shit I've ever read...
High School English teacher conversation:
Class A student: Hey, what'd you get on your essay, I got 90%
Class B student: 60% and I spent 4 hours on it I have a HARDASS teacher
Class A student: LOL I spent an hour and got 90%, I think it's because my teacher doesn't care though lol....
After 5 months of grade 12 English:
Bob: Hey what do you learn in English this year
Fred: Nothing, just like the previous years.
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A boner that you get in class when you are thinking of hot girls instead of listening to the teacher. These boners help to make class go faster but, can be dangerous if you are asked a question related to the subject and your boner is not hidden.
"Hey bro did you hear what she said about the protons and electrons? ". "Nah sorry man , too busy trying to hide my class woody."
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probably the most useless class in school. analyzing sentences and poems and crap for no good reason. all you can really do with your knowledge about it is say "i know what a sentence is" and "i know that shakespeare wrote some crap".
John: I love english class!
Sane person: *pulls out shotgun*
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A person who is not just a badass, but a class A badass. There are levels of bad assery, a through c, with a being the biggest badass and c barely being a badass.
James Bond is a Class A Badass, while Danny Bonaduce is only a Class C Badass.
the belief that upper class people are superior to those of all other classes, especially the underclass, and should therefore dominate society.
"We cannot provide a space that is inclusive of all and also allow support for open class supremacy"