KD close

1) Kissing Distance close. When a person gets super close to your mouth and they are within kissing distance
2) To close a kiss, aka lock lips for the first time
3) If unwelcomed can be invasion of personal space

"OMG so like whatevs, Joe and I were hanging out and he got like KD close, but he didn't K. What an asshole"

"I know my doctor is supposed to examine me, but he got kd close. It was so awkward."

" She did nothing. I was KD close and she just stared at me. I need you to come to the bar next week with us and be my wingman."

Threesome-close

A level of friendship that includes the ability to be involved in a threesome with a friend.

Guy 1- "My pal asked me to have a threesome with him and his girlfirend!"
Guy2- "Wow! You guys must be threesome-close!"

close cousins

The best friends in the family

Hernandez

“naomi and andrew are such close cousins”

Pub is closed

WTF

Pub is closed.

WTF
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Close line

How idiots spell "clothesline."

"Did you see when Rey Mysterio Jr. close lined that guy?"

"No, but I saw when he clotheslined him."

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Close friends

Close friends are friends who aren’t dating but the send nudes “talk” and possibly do stuff together all while maintaining a normal friendship to other people but it’s their secret.

We don’t have to get together but we can be “close friends”

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closing the loop

The act of sucking one's own dick.

After hours of diligent stretching I was finally successful in closing the loop, then my mom walked in.

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