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The musical band formed by Cobra comrades in the "G.I. Joe" cartoon to hypnotize their listeners and turn them to evil.
"Cold Slither, you'll be joing us soon. A band of vipers playin' a tune."
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When you freeze a turd and then procede to dildo a girl with it
After a shit that big, i'm not surprised that my girlfriend wanted to try a cold earl with it
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The act of punching or striking someone's face or head so hard, they are knocked out instantly.
Dude! Greg was in this wicked bar fight, and he got totally cold cocked by a biker!
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Said to describe something someone has said/done that is very harsh or mean. Can be used funnily (See Example One) or can be used that its so mean its gone past being funny (See Example Two).
Example One
Person A: Oi Bens family is so poor, his mum sends him to kfc to lick peoples fingers.
Person B: *HAHAHAHH* Thats Cold man, Thats Cold. *HAHAHAHHA*
Example Two
Person A: Bens a dickhead, he should just drop dead, not like anyone will miss him in his grave!
Person B: Nah allow it man, Thats cold
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A cold pill is a pill that can help fight a cold and flu.
Cold Medicine Ingredients and Flu Medicine Ingredients
Acetaminophen. Acetaminophen is a pain reliever and fever reducer that you'll find in many cold and flu products.
Diphenhydramine HCI. Diphenhydramine is a antihistamine that helps with allergies.
Dextromenthorphan HBr. Dexdromethorphan is a cough suppressant.
Phenylephrine HCI. Phenylephrine relieves nasal congestion.
Guaifenesin. Guaifenesin is an expectorant. It's good for coughing out the mucus that is inside you.
A cartoon version of a cold pill is Drix from Osmosis Jones and Ozzy and Drix.
Tyler: I have a cold. I think I'll eat some chicken soup.
*sort of works but not much.
Tyler: I think I'll take a cold pill.
*Takes a cold pill
*Drix enters the body
*Osmosis Jones (Ozzy) and Drix fights off the common cold.
*5 days later.
Tyler: Hey! I don't have the common cold anymore.
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The act of taking a shit, then freezing it and using the frozen excrement as a sex toy. Bonus points for style and points deducted if it melts during its use.
I just found out that my mum cold yorkie'd herself last night
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An extremely unpleasant, not-so-common form of the common cold. Meaning literally what it says, a severe cold which develops symptoms in phases. Unlike an average cold which might include congestion, fever, runny nose, sore throat, etc. all at once in small amounts, a phase cold develops one, generally powerful symptom at a time and generally lasts for a lengthy amount of time. A phase cold often moves in stages similar to the following:
Day 1: Sore throat developing overnight, followed by ~24 hours of scratchiness and pain.
Day 2: Lessening or complete disappearance of symptoms, the calm before the storm. Lasts ~24 hours.
Day 3: Near the end of Day 2, a runny nose begins to develop. Overnight this builds into somewhat significant congestion and a continuation of the running nose for ~24hours or more.
Day 4: Generally the climax, Phase Four consists of major congestion, and abundance of phlegm, and a decreased sense of taste, having a very "cold", unappetizing taste in one's mouth. Fever and headache sometimes correspond. This phase often lasts as long as 48hrs or more.
Day 5: The eye of the storm. Like Day 2, everything seems to get better for ~24hrs. again.
Day 6 - up to 9: The phases come and go again in reverse order, generally with a sore throat again on the last day before the phase cold disappears altogether.
*Note: Colds can often break after only a few days, all phase colds do not necessarily run their full course dependent on sleep, treatment, etc.
**Also Note: Phases may vary, this is merely an example. Irritating or painful coughing could make up a phase as easily as any of the aforementioned symptoms.
I got another phase cold today... there goes the rest of my week. I swear no one else gets these.