cock collector

1. A dude who goes to a bar/restaurant/venue and while his other friends toss in their lines trying to catch some trout (see vagina), he starts talking to guys and puts forth no effort in getting women back to the house.

2. A dude who runs around at night with a burglar mask and burlap sack stealing all the cocks (see penis) in the neighborhood to add to his collection he displays on his mantle.

What the hell, Ted, why you such a cock collector?

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solar collector

large tits on a girl pool side in california.

Hi honey those are nice solar collectors.

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Bone Collector

A man who chooses to pick up skinny women to compensate for thier small "package"

Fer is a bone collector, just look at all the women he's been with..they're so skinny he broke a few :(

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meme collector

Noun. Synonym for cell phone. The address book component of your cell phone serves as an excellent receptable for simple ideas worthy of spreading around.

"Baile funk birthday party? Great idea. Let me just put that into my meme collector."

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girl collector

On the web, a GIRL COLLECTOR is a guy who "friends" nothing but girls on social networking sites like MySpace, Tribe.net, FaceBook, etc...

A hard-core GIRL COLLECTOR doesn't even want to know you or connect with you in any way - the sole purpose for asking you to accept his friend invitation is so he can collect a bunch of female avatars on the main page of his profile and use for masturbation material.

He's probably looking at his main page right now and fantasizing that if he actually *were* cool - you might possibly talk to him in meatspace.

EXAMPLE:
Look at any of the networks mentioned above to find MANY examples of GIRL COLLECTORS.

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jizz collector

Someone who collects their semen over the span of a few years in the hopes that someday they will be able to neak it into the food of someone that they dislike.

Did you here that Adam is a jizz collector? You better not get on his bad side.

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clique collector

a person with friends in alot of different cliques or groups.
-popular
-partier
-player

Thats ashley, she's a clique collector.

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