When your balls look like a pair of yams.
When my bae saw me naked,she said they looked like a pair of Colton Yams.
A Colton Day, or to have a Colton Day, is to masturbate profusely for the entire day. Usually ending in genital inhalation or extreme pleasure.
Trent, why didn't you come to school today? Sorry, I was just having a good Colton Day.
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a person with a EXTREMELY SMALL PENIS
Oh shit that dude definitely is a colton
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The nicest and funniest and coolest person around friends and family. Can destroy anyone named Dillon and doesn't hate anyone. The name Colton and Stephens are related to this name. It is essentially the two put together into a final name.
He's such a Colton Stephens
Jack, Colton Stephens doesn't hate you
Martin, Talk to Colton Stephens If your life is down, he'll make it way better.
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A Kyle Colton is usually a sexy beast. He is loved by everyone, and also envied by his humor and good looks. He is a great baseball player as well.
Omg, did you see that guy? Almost as sexy as Kyle Colton!
A toxic kid who hates himself and all other people. He is attracted to chickens and birds. He has gotten rejected several times by a turkey named Martha.
Look at that weirdo, oh wait, that's just Colton Stadnyk
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a phrase used when something is broken or out of order.
The desk is broken, i bet colton fuck'd it.
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