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Embaressing attempt to covertly disguise balding Amish Doctors.
Hey man,did you feel the Amish comb over that came in the room and offered me some narcs?
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100% God's gift to country music.
I love listening to Luke Albert Combs.
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A certain person in miss astbury's tutor group at hope valley college who is most likely to become a rock-star and gets really pissed off about people calling him comb-over.
hey look there's comb-over
fuck off
but u have a comb-over
i do not have a fucking comb-over alright so just fuck off!
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An act where a woman is on the top of a bald man giving a 69er. She then intentionally or unintentionally releases messy diarrhea all over his head causing a chocolate hair-like replacement.
In addition, A Bad Hershey Comb-over is when the color of the diarrhea dosen't match the color of his eyebrows.
"Hey Greg, Mike looks 10 years younger since Crystal gave him a Hershey Comb-Over".
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When the president deals with a problem by sweeping it under the rug.
Trump is dealing with the problem of his ties to Russia by giving it a presidential comb over.
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Slang for “Calm down”, usually used in Ebonics.
Charles: OMG WHY DID YOU WALK OUT OF THE ROOM?
Dwayne: Comb your beard mutha fucka, I was hungry!
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N: Bangin', sex god, hung like a horse, sexy, sexing you in your booty hole, womanizing, loving them tatas, making you beg for more, but respectful while being all of these things. (Gives girls/boys orgasms in 30 seconds or less...guaranteed *wink)
V: Getting railed hard...REAL HARD...LIKE CRAZY HARD...CAN'T WALK RIGHT FOR A WEEK HARD
Girl 1: I got a great railing the other night, I can barely walk or sit down, still wasn't any Noah Combs.
Girl 2: Yeah, what I'd give to get a Noah Combs, I'd work 7 years for one night of it.
Girl 1: I think if I got a Noah Combs, I'd die, literally die from the pleasure in my butthole.
Girl 2: I'd slather some BBQ sauce on that and just lick it up for as long as I could survive.
Girl 1: My life would never be the same, I'd keep him in bed for eternity if I could. It'd be dirty, sexy, and most of all, illegal in 49 states.
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