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Most can't spell, and most like to brag about their 'intelligence'. Usually wearing Coach, Northfaces, Skinny jeans, Uggs and sweatpants to make them 'ghetto'. You will find the high schoolers juggling swim team, football, basketball and cheerleading while driving in their new Toyota's their parents bought them for getting good grades. Favorite past time is doing drugs, preferably Marijuana, unless you're in upbeat. The most the Berlinites have to worry about is the Yankees not beating the Red Sox. The middle schoolers are pathetic, and are sluts in the making unless they attempt to be 'emo' by wearing black eyeliner. They can't keep a secret and they cheat on one of the many people they claim to love. This town also needs to import black kids from Hartford.
Girl1: Daddy bought me the wrong car for Christmas!
Girl2: EW! I just stepped on a spider! Time for new Uggs!
Boy1: Dude, want to go to DQ and ride our bikes through the drive thru?
Boy2: Nah man. Let's go get wasted at your girlfriends party! I'm so hooking up with her!
Upbeat kid: I hate Berlin, Connecticut
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A nice old position that originated in connecticut.Its when a man goes on his hand and knees and his mate jerks him off as if she were milking a cow, as he climax's he makes mooing sounds. The mate also may include ball messaging to give the full effect.
mary gave me a good connecticut cowballs, she milked my cock as if she were a wild cowgirl and I was a stray cow needing a milking.
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Connecticut College, founded in 1911, all women until 1969, is home to some of the biggest stoners on earth. Contrary to the preppy image, Conn Coll is quite the underground scene of stoners and skunks. Located in scenic New London, its idyllic campus is in such economic dispair, some wonder how it could actually be in Connecticut--the richest state in the country. Alcoholics and potheads coexist in peace and harmony partying nearly every single night. Many attribute this to the lack of athletics on campus. However, our Division I sailing team (which throw the best kegs) is a great substitute for the standard frat or sorority, which are nonexistant at Conn Coll. Come to Conn Coll on a Thursday night and go to a TNE plastered, dodge a skunk (or a squirrel), smoke a bowl on the Green, take a trip to the Ridge and you'll find yourself never wanting to leave.
Connecticut College Camels rarely ever win but party like rock stars.
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A person who lives, or was from Connecticut, who is so cheap with their money, they can squeeze fly shit off pepper.
1. A Connecticut Yankee uses both sides of a piece of toilet paper.
2. A Connecticut Yankee will serve the same exact meal to house guests two nights in a row to finish the leftovers.
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A female student attending Keene State on their daddys dime, but is actually saving money since they couldn’t get into UCONN. Even in January when its below zero you’d think you were in the tropics as they show up to class gleaming a healthy orange, wearing oversized sunglasses, and a white smile that’ll blind you instantly. You know they are prepared for the tough walk across the quad as they show up to class wearing their Gortex North Face, UGG boots, and black stretchy pants (not a bad thing!). Engaging in conversations with them will instantly lower your IQ, you are forewarned.
Kid 1: Can you imagine someone actually got a zero on that open book exam?
Kid 2: Ya it was that girl that sits to my left!
Kid 3: Oh her, shes such a Connecticut Special!
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A small city located in Connecticut of approximately 47,000 located south of Hartford. Middletown is very underrated, and is often seen for Wesleyan University, the Portland Bridge, and Connecticut Valley Hospital. Middletown has a lot of things for all types of age groups to do (unless you’re a teenager. Then the only thing you can pretty much do is go to the YMCA on Friday’s and get in fights).
Middletown is a beautiful mix of urban, suburban, rural, and even where-the-hell-are-we type of communities. Almost everyone here is Italian, or knows someone Italian. It is a very beautiful small city with many things to offer.
The schools in Middletown, however, could be better. The elementary schools in Middletown are wonderful, as well as Mercy and Xavier (Private Catholic high schools). Vinal Tech is ok, as well as Middletown High School.
The middle schools, however are complete ghetto trash. As of now, there is a 6th grade only school called Keigwin, and a 7-8 grade school called Woodrow Wilson Middle School. They are currently working on building a new middle school that should be finished in August 2021 called Beman Middle School that will house grades 6-8. It will most likely be just like Woodrow Wilson Middle School, only with a different name and building.
Overall, Middletown is a great place to live.
Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Middletown, Connecticut
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Nothing touches this town. It is a safe haven to the "big bad world", that apparently children need to be hidden from. The oldest people in the town are hicks. The other people, tend to be wealthy hicks whose kids are spawns of selfishness and Chanel. Its crazy out here, parties suck, people suck, shitty drugs, etc. Home of the Wolverines. woot, woot.
I live in Oxford, Connecticut! I have no idea what the world is like!
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