Known for the creation of r/Coolerclan or leading role in the Chaos Force. Cooler’s Femboy alongside Candygogeta are the biggest threats to r/vegitocult for their satirical nature. Candygogeta and Cooler’s femboy are partners rivals and ex’s though together they most chaotic duo of the entire force of not world. Apart from Candygogeta’s pure chaotic energy, Cooler’s Femboy is known for his strategic skills and tendency to focus all of his chaos into one source at a time which is what makes them both incredibly difficult to deal with. Trivial facts for Cooler’s Femboy are that he almost created r/majinpower, addicted to femboys, and tends to bully other members of the chaos force such as MSA, FIO, but mostly Candygogeta.
Cooler’s Femboy: “ Our difference is that I’m chaotic evil. You’re chaotic dumbass.”
Candygogeta: “No, Bully.”
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When you're too damn lazy to get to the fridge to get bevs, so you have a cooler handy that shortens the distance. Until you need to refill that is.
"Oh man I'm too hammered for my own good. But my throat is so parched and the fridge is so far! Whatever shall I do?"
Convenience Cooler: " HAVE NO FEAR FOR I AM HERE TO SAVE THE DAY"
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When Your Girl Sucks On A Halls(Or Any Mentholated Drop) And Tosses Your Salad
Guy 1: My Girl Gave Me A Booty Cooler Last Night
Guy 2: What Is That?
Guy 1: When Your Girl Tosses Your Salad While Sucking On A Cough Drop.
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After having hot, sweaty sex with a girl, you go to the fridge and grab a cup of your pee that you've been refrigerating all day. Then, you go back to the girl and say "You look hot baby. Let me Coulier you off" and throw the cup of pee in her face.
I brought that bigger girl from the bar home last night, and she was such a sweaty pig that I had to give her a Coulier Cooler after we banged.
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A soup cooler is a fart that is barely audible and akin to Darth Vader exhaling or has the name suggests someone blowing over their spoon of extremely hot soup.eg whooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. A pugnant smell is followed. One of the most potent farts, more often deployed by women.
Who dropped that soup cooler, even the blow flies are leaving.
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An alcoholic beverage made by mixing cheap red wine and orange soda. Usually Carlo Rossi Burgundy wine. Originated in Franklin, Massachusetts.
"Hey kid, swing by Anne's Market and grab some wine and orange soda. Franklin wine coolers tonight!"
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Itses the reverse of a Montgomery Cooler
The Reverse Montgomery Cooler is when the one layinen down projectile shitses and pisses
Into the one standing upses holes
"Itses the reverse of a Montgomery Cooler"
"yknow whats better than a reverse montgomery cooler"
"Itses the reverse of a Montgomery Cooler"
"yknow whats better than a reverse montgomery cooler"
"Itses the reverse of a Montgomery Cooler"
"yknow whats better than a reverse montgomery cooler"
"Itses the reverse of a Montgomery Cooler"
"yknow whats better than a reverse montgomery cooler"
"what's better than a reverse montgomery cooler"
"fuckin' anything else"
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