curly cough

When a pubic hair gets caught in the back of your throat causing you to cough.

Vinnie had a date with Andrea last nite and woke up this morning with the curly cough.

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nigger cough

when your smokin weed and you take too big of a hit and cough thru your nose holding the hit in...

he hit dat grape blunt so hard it had him nigger coughing

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Double Cough

The uncontrollable series of coughs that come after you take a big swag of your hard unmixed liquor.

A: You can tell Johnnys pretty drunk already.
B: How so?
A: No double cough.

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virgin cough

The result of an extended period of time spent not kissing or making out causing your throat to dry and force a cough.

Dude 1: You havn't gotten very far with her in a while...
Dude 2: *COUGH* I *COUGH* know...
Dude 1: Yups, you've got a virgin cough

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Potato Cough

A chunky cough that lasts from about a week, to a month. Hard to hold in as it wants to come out every few minutes.

“Don’t mind John dying over there, he just has the potato cough”

Cough Splash

1. An individual who makes an embarrassing dick of themselves in public places.

2. Someone who you really do not want to be!

Person 1: Jan is such a dick.
Person 2: Yeah she is a total cough splash.

osh-cough

(V.) The ungodly abomination of a disease that through the disregard for basic human sanitation and insistence upon non-sexual homo-erotic physical contact between male cadets is passed through the barracks freely despite all attempts to keep the Barracks and latrines sanitary.

Symptoms: Lack of Energy, Congested Sinuses, violently coughing, inability to control bowel movements at waning hours of the evening.

"DAMN, it took me a solid two weeks to shake the Osh-Cough after NBB"