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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Answer not as much as chuck Norris
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I told Ashley the other day on snap If I could I would
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"Ew, you're homophobic"
"how could i be homophobic?"
"You just are.
"My bitch is gay though."
...
"what"
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In 1988 the Associated Press reported that New York Fish and Wildlife Technician, Richard Thomas, concluded that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, it could move around 700 pounds of wood on a good day, with the wind at it's back!
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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A way to express a possible interest in... anything.
I mean, I could be down to write an example.
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A little like 'face only a mother could love', but worse. Someone whose appearance instantly provokes immediate thoughts of very violent acts. You'd probably be doing them a favour, in fact.
as per "that (insert name here)'s got a face only a fist could love"
Examples:
Sonia off Eastenders
Any Liverpool fan
The sort of bloke who walks around town without a shirt on. (classless scum)
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orginated on basilmarket.com where a thread about prices of equipment in a popular MMORPG known as Maplestory ended up with a very large number of players respoding to the thread using " yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled".
It can be used to state that an idea/choice/opinion is good, but there are better ones out there if you look hard enough.
Person:Are 21/21 glitter gloves worth 2b?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled
Person: Do I look good in these jeans?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled
Person: would you like gravy with your fries?
you: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled
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