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A virus that has proved to be more effective than the brutal measures adopted by most dictatorial or rogue leaders in stopping pro-democracy and anti-government protests, slowing down terrorist attacks, reducing air and noise pollution, and exposing inept heads of state in handling a crisis.
Thanks to Covid-19, some previously thought extinct animals, birds, and fish have reappeared, bringing much joy and smile to so many people worldwide.
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When you're going down on each other, and you fart so hard, your lady friend goes for her Coronavirus mask.
We were going down on each other after I ate Taco bell, and I let one rip. Due to how close my butt was to her face, she immediately threw on her Coronavirus mask and kept sucking like a champ. Covid-69!
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The use of covid 19 as a excuse so you don't have to do or participate in something.
Guy 1: I won't be able to attend the the family gathering due to covid. Guy 2: There he goes again using the covid excuse. He just doesn't want to go.
Musicians who have sprung up during the COVID Pandemic due to having more time at home to learn an instrument.
I’ve bought two ukuleles and a Yamaha keyboard so far; clearly I’ve joined the ranks of the COVID musicians who’ve sprung up all over the world over the last few months!
A COVID education is an education many students received during the COVID-19 pandemic. The COVID education is an incomplete and faulty education due to cheating and not being focused during classes. People who have received a COVID education are slower to comprehend subjects that they should have learned when they were in school.
Person 1: Man, that guy is dumb as hell!
Person 2: Go easy on him man, he has a COVID education.
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The teacher was confused about why her students could not comprehend the problem that they should have learned last year, little did she know, her class has a COVID education.
When a nation becomes physically and mentally fatigued with having to navigate government covid responses.
I am suffering from covid fatigue. There seems no end in sight.
A Covid party is a gathering held by somebody diagnosed with coronavirus to see if the virus is real and to see if anyone gets infected.
A 30-year-old patient died after attending a Covid party, believing the virus to be a hoax, a Texas medical official has said.