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A virus that has proved to be more effective than the brutal measures adopted by most dictatorial or rogue leaders in stopping pro-democracy and anti-government protests, slowing down terrorist attacks, reducing air and noise pollution, and exposing inept heads of state in handling a crisis.
Thanks to Covid-19, some previously thought extinct animals, birds, and fish have reappeared, bringing much joy and smile to so many people worldwide.
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When you're going down on each other, and you fart so hard, your lady friend goes for her Coronavirus mask.
We were going down on each other after I ate Taco bell, and I let one rip. Due to how close my butt was to her face, she immediately threw on her Coronavirus mask and kept sucking like a champ. Covid-69!
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Musicians who have sprung up during the COVID Pandemic due to having more time at home to learn an instrument.
I’ve bought two ukuleles and a Yamaha keyboard so far; clearly I’ve joined the ranks of the COVID musicians who’ve sprung up all over the world over the last few months!
The use of covid 19 as a excuse so you don't have to do or participate in something.
Guy 1: I won't be able to attend the the family gathering due to covid. Guy 2: There he goes again using the covid excuse. He just doesn't want to go.
Covid-Cane: (Definition)
having at least a half a dozen symptoms of Covid-19 or covid-omnichron.
ie: congestion or Runny nose, sweats, sneezing fits, coughing/gagging, loss of smell in at least one nostril, bloody nose, insomnia, loss of appetite, diarrhea, trouble breathing in at least one nostril, fear of test results.
Damn bro, I had to see my PO and tested positive for c-c-covid-cane.
As soon as I got exposed to your covid-cane, I got diarrhea, runny nose, loss of appetite, and I couldn’t sleep all night.
When a nation becomes physically and mentally fatigued with having to navigate government covid responses.
I am suffering from covid fatigue. There seems no end in sight.
A Covid party is a gathering held by somebody diagnosed with coronavirus to see if the virus is real and to see if anyone gets infected.
A 30-year-old patient died after attending a Covid party, believing the virus to be a hoax, a Texas medical official has said.