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A terrible movie made by the guy who does CSI.
Oh wow, a film about cock teases.
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A shitty NHL franchise located in the desert. They had cool uniforms, but then they changed and it sucks now. Achieve just over 70% attendance which is too for 3rd worst in the league. Bettman and his Bett-Minions owned them for a few years because nobody would want to buy them.
AKA- Quebec Nordiques, Seattle Metropolitans
Ex.- Guy: Hey did you see the arizona coyotes game last night? Buddy: What do you mean? Nobody watched it, the arena was completely empty.
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For waking up next to a lady that the previous night had appeared quite attractive(caused by beer goggles) but in the cold light of day was less than gorgeous
Fuckin hell man you should of seen the coyote sunrise i had to awake to this mornin, fuckin shockaroony am tellin ye
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When a guy tea-bags a girl and she bites his nuts to make him howl.
Man, I need an ice pack. This bitch just gave me The Coyote Sandbag!
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An auto-sexual position where the individual excretes excrement into their own mouth.
He's so flexible he could do the reverse coyote.
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to cut a hole in a girls leggings, fuck her with the leggings on through the hole. then never call that bitch again
roronoa plaid coyote'd tania
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A coyote sandwich is a used, rolled and tied sanitary napkin thrown into a public restroom trashcan. It is often eaten by wild animals that get into the trash cans or by desperate homeless people starved for protein.
My friend Pete used to work for the forestry service and he had to clean coyote sandwiches out of the trash.
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