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The name says it. You cant say no. You need to give it to them sadly. Im sorry...
It happens on 10/25 each year.
Friend: What day is it?
Other Friend: ITS NATIONAL GIVE URIEL YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION DAY!!!!
Uriel: GIVE IT NOW!!!
When you put a straw in the tip of your penis hole and insert it into a girls uterus and ejaculate through the straw.
Hey man don’t drink from that straw. That’s my credit card boner straw
A snapback cap.
Its chav authorization to overthrow blocks in the street.. Brixton in London is super rough.
Ay Stab, i like the cut of your jib man,
Fonky to the bone!
Ay is that Brixton credit card new? Slick man!
The fat roll(s) in the back of the head.
That guy has a deep credit card slot.
when you get a random wedgie when your ginch rides up into your ass crack.
Jeeze, Tom, get your hand out of your pants! WTF is wrong with you?
Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .
It’s just a dream, get over it, u see It on tv, this thing don’t exist..
Julia: Heyyyy! I got a limitless credit card
Me: credit card with no limits don’t exist mi gurl :( get over it, ur not cool, it’s really not that deep.