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Imagine carrying a baby in your womb for 9 months just to name him Cris.
His name shall be know as Cris, after the fact that I hate my life.
A gay, transgender furry that plays trumpet (quite terribly) in a bear suit. He chases people around in his bear suit and is a big time liberal. He's also a pedophile that drives a white van and smokes weed. Stay away from the danger that is Cris
Cris kidnapped a child in his bear suit again...
When this is said when you are texting, it could go two ways. One, they are making a joke and aren’t sad, two, they are sad and you are in deep trouble.
(Texting)
Person 1: I’m so sorry! I can’t go shopping that day!
Person 2: cri
orrrrrr
Person 1: I love you but this isn’t going to work out.
Person 2: cri 😭
A word used when your boo doesn’t get something she wants.
(over text)
Person 1: I’m going to go now.
Boo: Please stay! I want to cuddle with you and watch MOVIES!
Person 1: I’m sorry, this is very important. When I get back, ok?
Boo: cri
Cris is a very handsome and polite man. He will treat you with respect and will not let no one disrespect him. He is very smart, and has very high goals in life
I wonder where Cris is right now?
Cris is a kid that will always cheer you up when your sand and always make you smile and laugh one of the best friends that you could ever have. If he does fall in love with a girl his girls name would go well with Angelina or Jessica.
“Who’s your best friend?” “Cris” He’s really funny”
Usually a mentally ill person who likes anime and makes a big deal about it. It's calling is mostly weird sounds randomly placed around the day and is various in nature. Will stare or do a pose if spotted and doesnt talk that much. Will reference anime on a minute basis and uses things seen on there to use as moves when attacked or threatened.
Person: *walks around forest and hears noises, walking further seeing a person bonking their head against a tree* hi?
Cris: *turns around freezing in place and stares you down*
Person: o...okay
Cris: *starts naruto running towards you*
Person: *screams*