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When you eat all of the Fast Food nuggets, dry, or without using any of the glorious dipping sauces.
"Hit up Wendy's DriveThru last night and was so hungry driving back committed Nugget Crime...hand in bag; finished 'em all. Couldn't wait."
When a person defecates up their back and does not have knowledge on how this heinous sin was performed.
Help bro the FBI is trying to figure out my how I did a unsolved Crime.
An act that may or may not be illegal dependant on the presence or absence of Law Enforcement
Joe: "Fuck off, you can't do that, that's illegal!"
(Jim, drinking the entire tank of sea monkeys in the pet shop): "No coppers? If the fuzz don't clock it's not illegal, its Schrodinger's Crime"
Prime minister's that think they're above the law and have broken the law --- right now Boris Johnson has said he will defy the law in the UK to get what he wants --- he is a Crime Minister
Boris Johnson is the biggest crime minister ever even saying in interviews he he will defy the law to get what he wants
Partners in crime are like best friends but they tend to burn people. Once you have taken the step into becoming partners in crime there is no going back.
Me and Rayne are partners in crime
When you discriminate against someone for being straight.
Example: Aggressively insisting someone is gay despite claiming they’re straight. Automatically assuming someone is gay.
Did you see that? She just totally straight crimed her.
1. killing of oneself
2. masturbation
3. getting high
"That bitch over there just self-crimed."
"Bro, I'm actually gonna self-crime."
"My life is so shitty I'm gonna self-crime."
"Wanna come to my place, smoke a joint, and self-crime."