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When you discriminate against someone for being straight.
Example: Aggressively insisting someone is gay despite claiming they’re straight. Automatically assuming someone is gay.
Did you see that? She just totally straight crimed her.
1. killing of oneself
2. masturbation
3. getting high
"That bitch over there just self-crimed."
"Bro, I'm actually gonna self-crime."
"My life is so shitty I'm gonna self-crime."
"Wanna come to my place, smoke a joint, and self-crime."
When you eat all of the Fast Food nuggets, dry, or without using any of the glorious dipping sauces.
"Hit up Wendy's DriveThru last night and was so hungry driving back committed Nugget Crime...hand in bag; finished 'em all. Couldn't wait."
When a person defecates up their back and does not have knowledge on how this heinous sin was performed.
Help bro the FBI is trying to figure out my how I did a unsolved Crime.
The best trio in the Wish DreamSMP! Including Wishbur, Wish Fundy and Wish Slimecicle :D
The crime trio will forever be my favourite trio and they have a special place in my heart <3
The Crime Trio is better then the Bench Trio.
Agreed.
An act that may or may not be illegal dependant on the presence or absence of Law Enforcement
Joe: "Fuck off, you can't do that, that's illegal!"
(Jim, drinking the entire tank of sea monkeys in the pet shop): "No coppers? If the fuzz don't clock it's not illegal, its Schrodinger's Crime"
Partners in crime are like best friends but they tend to burn people. Once you have taken the step into becoming partners in crime there is no going back.
Me and Rayne are partners in crime