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Apple crisp is an exotic dish of food. It consists of ejaculating on top of a bowl of apple jacks and then leaving it out in the sun for a day or so, making it rather crispy and crusty.
Jack: Hey, you want some breakfast?
Eric (licking his lips): Nah, I just ate that bowl of apple crisp I made the other day.
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cookie crisp is when your in a moment of total boredom with the opposite sex, you then partake in the cookie crisp dance. the male puts his legs between the legs of the female and sways. the idea is that the man looks like a total bad man with his wife. the lyrics of the song are as goes.
" cookie crisp all up in here, cookie crisp all up in here, cookie crisp all up in here, my cookie crisp all up in here. a my cookie my cookie my cookie crisp all up in here" and so on...
This dance is best performed infront of a mirror.
on a rainy/thundery, cold day. when there's nothing better to do then say 'hey lets do the cookie crisp dance'
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a woman who sucks cock for a bag of walkers
she just sucked him off for crisps.what a dirty fuckin crisp whore.
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A high-five that is so crisp and clear and perfect to the point where your ovaries explode.
Oh dude, that was such a crisp high five, I can feel myself exploding.
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Sheff's favorite breakfeast treat.
See ukie cookie.
Sheff i made you a big steaming bowel ukie crisp.
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the sexual act of giving a handjob with the circle of a bagel while thrusting potato chips into the giver of the handjob's anus/vagina while both participants are dressed like a creepy uncle or a camp counselor
Bob was very surprised by his dates enthusiasm as she gave him an uncle bagel crisp