The sate of being so absurdly baller' that you surpass any level of baller' any other baller' may be.
Baller1: "Son, are you going to the great lawn today?"
Baller2: "HELL YES BRO, I'm CRISPY AS FUCK"
65π 17π
A criminal who is crispy.
someone who farts on the couch too much
When you act like that it makes me think you're a crispy criminals
36π 8π
When a person prematurely ejaculates while wearing his underwear and then the ejaculatory fluid later hardens and becomes crispy, yet flaky, like a tortilla.
Matt- "Hey Zac how did your date go with Tristan?"
Zac- "Dude, she dry humped the shit out of me and gave me a crispy tortilla."
Matt- "Way to go Zac, way to go."
33π 7π
Something so good, so hot, so amazing, it can only be described in two words: extra crispy
Person 1: Yo dawg that shirt you got is hella crazy!
Person 2: Fuck dat man, its extra crispy
47π 12π
A person who is so black they look greasy and crispy like they just came out of a deep fryer.
Tom, did you see how crispy black April was looking this morning with all that soul glo up in her weave.
22π 4π
To be hot shit, alert and on top of everything. Only the finest can stay crispy while the masses lose it and turn soggy. You're the man! If you are crispy, then you have great swagger.
1. Hey Mike, I like what you are doing, stay crispy!
2. I'll catch you guys later, stay crispy!
38π 9π
The act of inserting the head of a blowtorch into the rectum of another person, and proceeding to ignite the flame.
βCan I borrow your torch head?β βDonβt you have one?β βYeah but I need one with an igniter trigger on it.β βWhy?β βI think the next time my step-sister gets stuck in the dryer, Iβm gonna give her a crispy donut.β