crocodile teeth

When you elastic pants are too tight that they leave an impression on your skin.

"Do you see her crocodile teeth?"
"Yeah, looks like she needs to buy a bigger pair of pants"

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get crocodile rocked

To get violently rocked (preferrably by Sir Elton John himself) as crocodile rock plays in the background.

Uh oh, Elton's pissed. Someone's gonna get crocodile rocked.

Interior Crocodile Alligator

Originally from a freestyle by "Chip Da Ripper"

Translates to:

I own a chevy whos interior has been refinished with reptile skin, and has been upgraded to support video via LCD screens located in the front two headrests, and dashboard toped off with dolby surround sound and giant subwoofers in the trunk.

Interior crocodile alligator,I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.

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Wavy, the Waving Crocodile

Puppet character from The Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson

Wavy, the waving crocodile

crocodile mile

after duking some sweet gal in the bum. you take your piece out before you cum. than you spit out on her back in a straight line from her neck to her lower back.

BAMF!! spakow!! spakow!! spakow!!

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Crocodile Death Roll

When partaking in anal sex, the person receiving the package squeezes their asshole really tight and proceeds to do a barrel roll-like motion.

While Gary was ass humping his wife, he accidentally called out Bruce Willis' name, so his wife gave him a Crocodile Death Roll.

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crocodile thunder dick

Hot sexy slathered man with a rather large caucus

Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater . Crocodile thunder dick