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Edward Cullen

1. FICTIONAL character that ever girl just reaching the age of puberty fantasizes about.

2. often claimed to be the "perfect man" but let's face it, in real like he would be GAY! guys aren't that sensitive... seriously girls.

Edward Cullen.

by alto2srock April 15, 2009

55๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Carlisle Cullen

Carlisle is fine asf- I mean I would slurp that boy down like spaghetti that man is beauty at it's finest

Carlisle Cullen is a fine asf- vampire I'd let bite me

by Lokis bitch July 31, 2021


Cullen Time

Cullen time is defined as the moment during a basketball game when the worst player on your basketball team decides its his time to take over and score his first points of the season. It is at this moment 'said' player will proceed to brick no less than 10 shots before the coach finally subs him out purely to save him from the embarrassment.

- Oh shit its cullen time
-Ur pulling a cullen

by Hardennnnnnn April 30, 2021


Emmett Cullen

Token Himbo of the Twilight Saga.

Member of Olympic Coven.

Rosalie Haleโ€™s soulmate.

emmett cullen is my himbo king

by m1serybusiness October 19, 2020


violet cullen

Personality famous on the fan site paramore.net for her sarcasm and "original parateer" status.

God, that violet cullen chick sure is witty and attractive.

by Elliot C. Nulv May 29, 2011


Edward Cullen

The seemingly perfect boyfriend that has carefully thought about killing you

numerous times and skillfully emotionally abuses you, lowering your already low

self-esteem to the point where you no longer put value on your own life if it

doesnโ€™t involve him.

When dating an Edward Cullen you wonโ€™t be able to

1. go anywhere without him
2. do anything for yourself because to him you are just a helpless little girl

who was just lucky to live for seventeen years without him
3. go see your best friend
4. live a normal life without him

After dating an Edward Cullen you will

1. try to kill yourself
2. have a boy who really cares about you pick up the pieces

by twilightiscrap123 May 13, 2009

89๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen is a weirdo, who is in fact ugly and will creep into your mom's bedroom, (and is sparkly).

Edward Cullen is gonna come into your mom's bedroom tonight.

by K-$&SS September 14, 2009

44๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž