A beard or any facial hair grown in excess to provide cover for glaring facial herpes and cold sores.
Ex. John: Hey Mike, did you see Paul's herpe curtain today?
Mike: Totally, too bad ginger beards just make it look worse.
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This is the type of dress that girls wear to a party where there is likely to be alcohol served and guys to try to sleep with. A slut curtain is typically short, shows off a lot of cleavage, and is as loose as the women who wear them, in order to make it easier to get off in the sack (assuming the girl doesn't just fuck with it on).
Guy 1: Dude look at the fat chick in the slut curtain.
Guy 2: Fuck you man, you can see her vag from here.
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A nanny provided by restaurants so you can enjoy your wine without having to hear your fucking child.
We’ll take 2 bottles of wine and your finest curtain nanny
a curtain made of the fuzzy worms. If you do not worship the worm curtain you are weird
"have you seen the worm curtain?"
"No"
"whore"
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Damn, the girl who is wearing Mama’s Curtains is blocking my view of the other 12 girls that are with her.
Paranoia, sometimes drug induced. A person engaged as "Curtain Commando" may be looking out the window and checking the area constantly. They may bend the blinds or peek out of drapes so as not to be seen themselves.
"Johnny's playing Curtain Commando again"
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A symbolic, ideological and physical boundary separating the northeastern section of Minnesota from the rest of the state.
You gotta remember that a lot of people HATED the lanky kid with the nasal voice--until he moved away and got famous. There are still plenty of haters here behind the taconite curtain, but maybe not as many.
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