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Extreme upward curvature of the penis.
"That guy's dick curves quite a lot... He has a mad belgian curve."
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A legendary device, said to only be wielded by those exhibiting extreme intellect and skill. Some believe that it is more suited for artistic purposes than arithmetic. Others believe it is a panacea for any problem.
Sir Rodger cursed himself for not remembering his curved ruler when he attempted to craft a silly sketch.
Clint used a curved ruler to finally understand women.
Lee had no idea why he existed, but with the curved ruler, he had purpose.
The Curve Law states that if someone is ghosted by another individual, they will inevitably lose interest.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Jimmy was rejected?
Person 2: Yeah, the girl who he liked was taken, so he followed the Curve Law.
A student who you know no matter how hard they study will always fail the exam thus contributing to the curve
Damn bro, this exam is about to be rough. At least Jake is in the class, he's an absolute curve constructor
When your girlfriend, wife, or daughter has a curvy body that will make you want to pull a shotgun on anyone who was staring at them too hard.
See Mary and Arthur are fine, but it’s you Ann you have Shotgun Curves so I have to look out for you.
When you get left on read for the first time but then you message them again and their opinion changes of you, allowing you to have another chance of impressing that person and getting the ability to start a relationship with them.
Dude #1: Hey, I jumped the curve with marry yesterday.
Dude #2: Ayeee!