DM Card

In the Game of Rape, the DM Card, or Dave, is the Jack of Diamonds. He is a powerful card to have, as he can give AIDS to a previous player is he/she played a Jack, and give AIDS to the next player if he/she can only play a Jack. Only the Captain America Card has the power and awesomeness to perform a Rape Combo on Dave.

Haha! Thanks to Dave everyone has AIDS but me! I win!

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down in the dm

To send any type of media in a Dm ,Dm means direct message them you send them a message privately for private talk , guys always Dm the girls and try to get there number or ft /sc

Becky : Omg Jake just slid in my Dm
Ashley : omg he totally wants to hook up!!
Becky : Yea I got his number !
Ashley : it really does go {down in the Dm}

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Schrödinger's DM

A DM that will either improve or destroy your image in the eyes of someone important to you, depending on how it's received. The outcome can't be determined until they look at it.

A: Dude, we've been weirdly close for years and I've finally told her I like her.

B: How do you think she'll reply?

A: She'll either confess her love for me or think I'm a creep and block me, meaning I have irreparably destroyed a friendship with someone so important to me. Nobody knows how it'll go until she sees it. It's a Schrödinger's DM.

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baby dm

a fat ass black nigga ngl he havin motion and shit but he fat wit no hoes; a head 9L member

boy ill get baby dm fuck ya hoe

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ts;dms

Acronym for 'too short; didn't make sense' or 'too short; doesn't make sense'. Often sent to people with poor typing or grammatical skills, who frequently whinge 'tl;dr'.

ts;dms

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go to DM

common tweet instructing to use Direct Message. DM is the place to be.

@mangaman6553: Hey @c1tygurl113, how was your weekend?

@c1tygurl113: @mangaman6553 GO TO DM

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DM;HSS

Doesn't matter; Had snu snu

A play off the meme DM;HS (Doesn't matter; Had sex) with regards to an episode of futurama.
The episode "Amazon Women In The Mood" where the crew crashes onto Amazonia, features forced sex as a punishment for prisoners, referred to by the Amazonians as snu snu. This causes mixed reactions to be felt by the prisoner due to the realization that they're about to have sex with dozens of women, but all of the women are giants which will crush their pelvis.

Fall down the stairs the morning after a one night stand.
Guy: Well that's embarrassing but DM;HSS.

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