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one of the best "news" shows ever. John Stewart is the host. Main subjects are controversial politics and pop culture. Very witty and very entertaining. 4.95 out of 5 stars ****.++
Airs on comedy central,
Mon. thru Thurs. at 11PM/10C
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a truly awsome show. I agree with what everyone else has posted on this, cept for this guy. I just had to say this lol...
"Some people, also known as "major contributors to the downfall of America", actually use it as their only source of news. No, you stupid faggots, it is not the only reliable news source, because it is on fucking Comedy Central. Jesus Christ, even Jon Stewart knows this."
"its limp-wristed commie fanboys should all be kicked in the nuts"
I guess us fans are now communists, and homosexuals. What next? terrorists!? Better yet, "major contributors to the downfall of America" Dude, if ANYONE is contributing to the 'downfall of America', its you.
The only thing that could top off this post was his name: o_rly_factor
Of COURSE the guy who puts down a good quality show and its fans, loves a show where the host is an arrogant asshole who doesnt know anything about hosting a good intellectual debate, but only badgering the guests that disagree with him.
"Even great things like The Daily Show can be ruined by morons." YEAH, BY MORONS LIKE YOURSELF!
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A crew of great people in twitter who posts about facts about their favorite things, characters, etc:
Why Daily Crew is the best?
Because they're Daily Crew.
The wonderful act of Double penetrating someone whilst getting double penetrated at the same time
Person 1"What is he doing?"
Person 2"He's just doing a daily Hari."
Basic:
Habit of touching your dick on a daily basis... whether it be for no particular reason or sexual satisfaction.
Proper:
The subconscious act of touching one's genitalia. Usually predisposed to the male gender.
Derived from:
Daily + Dick + Touching
Pronounced:
Day - lee - da - ching
E.g. 1
Woman: Why does he keep rubbing his penis? Is it sore?
Man: Nah, he's daily dutching...
E.g. 2
Husband: Fahhhhhhhh, I can't help daily dutching
Wife: Me neither
Husband: Oh shit..
Peter parkers workplace that demands pictures of Spider-Man even if they’re leaked from Spider-Man’s onlyfans which btw he should start one if he were “truly a genius”
Daily bugle is run by mr jameson
Spider-Mans pictures are often published by the daily bugle with a slandering tagline or misinformation about the web headed wall crawler as jameson strives to ruin his image to Peter parkers dismay
Daily bugle is located in New York City, duh!
Peter Parker works for the daily bugle