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The rare occurrence when one intends to ejaculate in a girl's mouth but misses, hitting her cheek, but magically deflecting onto a danish nearby. This has actually occurred only once in the history of mankind, because no one likes to have sex with a danish watching.
The Ancient Greek Jepherus Koblias is the only person known to have experienced the phenomenon known as "the Danish Deflection," before danishes even existed. Wait, what?
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Later on we'll go and get coffee and we'll be going Danish
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One who participates in the act of shoving one's hard prick onto a pack of warm danish bacon.
"Now he's single, he's a right danish prodder i tell thee."
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The act of having sex with a woman and right before you cum pull it out and burn the vagina with something hot (preferably a hot iron) then proceeding to ejaculate on the burnt vagina for icing.
"Staci" Goddamn Brandon gave me a whopper of a Grilled danish last night.
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the act of smothering pancake syrup all over a woman's vagina and than performing oral sex on her
Dude! Last night I tried the Danish Douche on my girlfriend and she loved it! You gotta try it on your woman!
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A Danish Helmet occurs when a lady of impeccable pedigree slips whilst receiving oral pleasure in a standing position from a bald man whilst on the rag. As the lady is falling, her crucifix becomes dislodged and lands on the top of the man's head just prior to her box. The result is a pattern on the man's head resembling the Danish flag.
So I was going down on this classy Dane, she slips, and the next thing you know I am wearing a Danish Helmet.
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When a man pops it off in a girl's face and then jacks her in the nose and then smears it around - looks like a cherry danish!!
Right after I gave Emily a cherry danish, she shut her mouth!!
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