Yeet and Delete

The act of 'yeeting' cum into a girl and subsequently shoving a plan B pill down her throat to negate the yeeting.

If you're that worried about her getting knocked up just pull a yeet and delete... Problem solved.

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mass delete

When you delete a lot of former friends/contacts in the case that you realize you don't talk to most of them.

Almost 400 friends.... I only talk to a dozen of them lol... time to mass delete everyone! mwahaha bye bye ;)

Commonly used on facebook.

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Revenge Delete

The act of deleting something important from an electronic device ( e mail, DVR, voice mail, etc...) as way of exacting revenge on someone that done something to you

You - "Where is the latest episode of Entourage in the DVR?"

Former Friend - "You deleted 14 episodes of Oprah reruns to make room on the hard drive so I revenge deleted it!"

You - "NNNOOOOOOO! You are evil!"

Former Friend - "I revenge deleted the voice mail from that girl that called you too"

You - "Curses!"

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deleter's remorse

The remorse one feels after deleting a friend from Facebook, or some other social networking site; akin to buyer's remorse.

Sean didn't know Sarah at all, but as soon as he deleted her from his friends, he had deleter's remorse.

John let his friend list grow endlessly in order to avoid feeling deleter's remorse.

Oh man! Why did I unfriend her? Now I have deleter's remorse.

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Accidental Deletion

On occasion one will create something wonderful; a swirl of whip creme upon an immaculate hot fudge sundae; with the exact amount of fudge you like, slightly warmed.
The person will truly create a feast to the readers eyes, should it be a creation of writing; or that of music, or that of film. A spectacle, a miracle....
And then they delete it..

because computers are stupid.... and fuck them.....
because... FUCK

Hit Wrong Button----Delete----Search For Scattered Remains------To No Avail-------Gone---------SAD

Example should include the word "Accidental Deletion"
okay...okay... goodness urban dictionary...suck...."it"

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Yeet To Delete

When you haven’t gotten enough action in a while and you need to bust a big one.
Jacking off to release extra cum.

I beat my meat and I yeet to delete.

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wii deleted you

a creepypasta or something about the wii console

Person1: ayo you ever wathed the wii deleted you animatic series?
Person2: what tf is that