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When the sky is red in the evening you know its likely to be sunny the next day giving you an opportunity to 'get your tan on'
Red sky at night!, Tanners Delight!!
Red sky in morning, Tanners warning!
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The act of first picking up, then later sodomizing, your local homeless girl in exchange for an ice cream Sunday. And remember: a gentleman always returns her to her spot.
“Now that’s a sweetheart delight!” And by god, she was.
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An ancient condom that is so old crusty it makes scratching noises as it enters the vagina. Absolutely no sexual pleaser is obtained while using a crusty delight due to extreme stiffness.
I ran out of rubbers, so I had to make do with a crusty delight I found under my bed.
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Whipcream and cherries applied to scrotum and eaten by a chick.
Dude my girlfriend loves scrotum delight!
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Morning Delight - to achieve coitus in the a.m., usually prior to work or somesuch other pre ordained event, successfully and without causing both happy participants to be late!
"Morning Bob! You look happy today!"
"Cheers Phil!, yeah, managed a little morning delight with the missus!!!"
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Originates from Scotch Plains, NJ. One partner gargles coffee, tea, or milk while the other dunks his balls into her mouth.
We always make a mess when Lisa gives me a dunkin' delight.
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A dutch delight happens when you are attempting a dutch oven and accidentally or purposefully shart or drop a turd under the covers
This morning I was trying to dutch oven my half asleep girlfriend and I accidentally dropped a brown nugget under the covers. Dutch delight.
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