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DENIS LANG IS SEXY
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Denis Morten is a faggot and has a really short dick. all people hate him and he is a faggot
Denis Morten has a tiny dick and isn´t allowed to play GTA5
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A humiliating sexual act.
When having a one night stand with a young lady. You go back to hers, get naked and in bed. Then you stick it up her 'wrong' hole. When she says 'no' or complains you shout ACCESS DENIED in the manner Wayne from Wayne's World does. You get dressed and leave without adding to the 'conversation'.
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A virgin faggiot pimply faced 32 year old man child who records clickbait roblox videos on youtube for money with other 40 year old man babies
Their gay group where they have orgasms with eachother is called the pals
They are all also part of the furry community,and fuck animals unwilingly
Those poor animals have to suffer their 1 inch chodes
Furries are filthy fucking animals,that will all go to hell
The pals have sex with 9 year olds on roblox for robux
Denis:hey guys lets fuck this chicken!
The pals: alright!come here chicken
The pals:*records youtube video*
The pals:hey guys today well be stealing our moms credit cards for robux
Denis daily:hey little boy,ill suck your small cock for a robuck
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A Sick Call Of Duty Player. Co-Leadear of TeamWifiHD. I Do have a HD PVR. I am a sick editor.
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A formula 1 driver from Switzerland, the last one until Sebastien Buemi. Drove for Pacific and Larousse, and he scored zero championship points in his career.
In 1994, he drove one race for Larousse. He replaced Erik Comas and drove for the Australian Grand Prix. He qualified 25th, but after 57 laps, his gearbox failed, and he retired, 10 laps down.
In 1995, he drove for Pacific, and in his first race, he retired with a cramp in his arm. In the second race, he actually finished, although he was 7 laps behind and finished 15th, which was last of the field.
He has been chosen as one of the worst Formula One drivers ever to compete, and being a pay driver, he was never given much chance as he had very little driving ability and could only race for small, financially strapped teams.
"Jean-Denis Deletraz... you heard of him?"
"Oh, that really bad Formula one driver from the 90's?"
"Yes Délétraz, really, here having no business in Formula One. And demonstrating it there: he's spending all of his modest effort, frankly, keeping the car on the road... This is, I'm afraid, one of the problems of the Grand Prix season - at the end of the year we do get one or two drivers being taken by people who've got more money than talent, and that's one example of it."
When you go to purchase something with a credit card, and you're notified that it's not going through. Usually due to an expired card or you're over the limit.
Waitress: "Sorry sir. Credit card denied."
Diner: "Oh, crap."
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