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Brown Derby

The act of having anal sex with multiple partners during the same session.

Is Steve coming for a drink tonight? Don't think so mate, last I heard he was lining up a brown derby with those two from last week.

by Def in Vegas February 3, 2013

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bowler derby

Small hat with a rounded top. Often worn by British folks or oldsters.

I just bought 12 bowler derbies! Let's have a party!

by Rodney Basil October 8, 2003

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Alabama Derby

When you're fucking your cousin on a horse and the movement on top keeps making the horse go faster and faster until you fall off

person 1:Awww man, my butt hurts so bad after I fell off my horse last night
person 2: were you doing an Alabama derby last night?
person 1: you know it! it was my hot aunt's daughter too...

by I like tiddies March 2, 2019

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plywood derby

the act of shoving a really hard, dried out turd into the ass of another then taking it out and placing it into the gouch of any random person.

"Hey Jeffie, are you ready for the plywood derby because my partner and I are rearin to go."

by ja1ck May 15, 2010

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demolition derby

when a bunch of rednecks in trucks ram each other to death

lets go see the demolition derby!

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

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Kentucky Derby

During intercourse man grabs a bucket of KFC and shoves the largest chicken leg he kind find in his partner's vagina. He then "races" to ejaculate all over his partner's face. When he is finished he pulls the chicken out of her vagina and if it is still warm he eats it.

"You finally going to get with Lequisha tonight?"

"Hell yeah! I might even go for the Kentucky Derby. Looks like I'm taking her tKentuckyo KFC for dinner."

by Quiefmasters October 16, 2009

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Kentucky Derby

A stand-up shitting contest with a photo finish (to avoid disputes, of course). Two or more individuals partake in a standing defecation where winners are determined by the longest unbroken "tail" at any given point.

I heard the DC Talk roadies used to crunk up the groupies and hold Kentucky Derbys to decide which ones got to hang with the band.

by Mung the Merciful August 26, 2008

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