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The lord of clothes, the creator of all your ass wears this very moment!
James: Hey so what do you do for a living?
Sho-Joe: I'm a fashion designer...
James: So can you fix this hole I have in my socks?
Shoe-Joe: Get away you freak!!! I don't use needles and thread, ew!!!
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An individual who is assigned the task of drinking for other people because they are driving, pregnant, or have to get up early the next morning.
Guy 1: Wanna play some beer pong?
Guy 2: I wish, but I have to be at work at 8AM tomorrow.
Guy 1: It's fine, I'll be the designated imbiber.
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An anal retentive, black slack (and jumper) wearing person who spends their life pushing their point of view when others just want to get on with the job at hand.
That 3mm rad would look better at 2.8!
If you dress in black, you are an industrial designer!
If you can sketch like a child, you are an industrial designer!
If you sell your services as a colour consultant, then you are probably an industrial designer!
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At the end of the night, this is the person who is least drunk and still willing to drive.
Tom-who's the designated driver?
Sam-Bob you drive'n?.. (gives him a push and he falls over)
Sam-haha (takes Bob's keys and throws them to tom)
Tom- (catches the keys=good to drive) Alright.
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That single one flawed, yet harmless, element in an otherwise perfect design. Meaning that the designing process of the product was running smoothly until someone decided to have an engineering tic episode in the middle of it. A tourettes design does not bring down the overall performance, however, the consumer might not be able to quite let it go.
Etymology:
Said by that asian dude with a British accent about the Sony RX-1 compact camera in the popular photography webshow iDigitalRevTV/i.
"If only they didn't put this giant, glowing orange ring around the shaft of the lense. Everything else looks pretty nice; nice, clean lines, pretty minimal design. So the orange ring looks kind of like a tourettes design. Orange ring!"
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In wrestling, an unknown or recently rebranded wrestler who is just coming up. Usually loses the match in a very short period of time. Also usually on the under card, usually comes out with either no music or really crappy music.
Hey do you want to grab a beer, the next match is the designated loser match. See look he has no nickname and he uses his name and has no gimick.
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When any form of a designer can't come up with creative ideas. Similar to writer's block in the sense that nothing gets done.
I can't think, I have terrible designer's block!!
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