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A woman who spends the majority of their day stalking and spreading untrue rumors about another person that's had nothing, and wants nothing, to do with them for an extended length of time. Exampl
That broad who's running that hate page on Instagram is a total Desperate Hag.
This is when you smell your own shit after you've taken a crap in a public toilet. After you've inhaled enough you'll soon lose consciousness and slowly die, due to the toxins you've inhaled.
A sad way to die for hippies!
Drug addicts used their shit as a way to get high in small doses.
Man 1: A guy died yesterday! We found his head sniffing his own load in a public toilet.
Man 2: Wow! You can die from that!
Man 1: Yep that guys was one desperate druggie!
When you get drunk enough that you start throwing yourself at anything that moves.
Man, did you see Hank the other night?
Yea, ever since his last girl left him, he goes out and gets desperation drunk to try to get any action he can, even with that ugly slut, Mary.
overhype. a show that's main appeal is sex. you're screaming and getting horny. no. a cock doesn't even touch outside of the pants. just a shitty soap opera about how women are superior despite how they ramble that women are equal to men. (I am not chauvenist. a favorite among adolescent and high school boys because they think it's porn.
it's a shame most women are like the bitches in this show.
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When one has not had a boyfriend or girlfriend in the longest time, therefore making oneself desperate and either dreaming about the most stupidest or imaginary person of the opposite sex, or trying to hook up with another person in which the person does not desire.
If you don't understand this definition, beat it.
Ever since I broke up with mike, I have had outbursts of GDs (great desperations), like fantasizing about the geek with pink eye.
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This girl is that one girl, who is "pretty" but honestly isn't. She tried. She will always be the friend of the one girl who never fit in. She is ALWAYS going around dating boy #1, then girl #4, then some random ass dude, then back to Boy #1 and back to girl #4, every guy she can find has to be that desperate to date her. They complain about how he broke up on the day of their one month, but were never dating or something. STAY AWAY from these. More names can vary.
They will call or text you until you reply or answer, if you do answer her text or call, she's just talking to you because she's bored. She hangs out with other people, talking trash about people, but when they say things about her, it's the beginning of world war two. Careful, those girls can be dangerous.
Person A: "Oh, that girl is dating him again? big deal. It's the third time this month."
Person B: "No, seventh."
Person A: "O-Oh. I see."
Person B: "You realize she's desperate, right?"
Person A: "Well, it's the seventh time this month so hell yeah she's desperate."
Desperate girls date anyone they can.
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the worst show on this planet. its a sick show about suburban women who don't work at all, have loyal and hard working husbands who give them everything from big houses to jewelry, but what do they do? the stab them in the back and have sexual affairs with other schmucks.
person 1: hey man where you able to catch that episode of desperate housewives last night?
person 2: nope sorry i don't watch that shit.
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