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(noun). When a penis and the surrounding pubic hairs are covered with dry semen after sexual intercourse.
after Mike railed the whore, he fell asleep, and woke up with cottage cheese dick
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Definition to use after you have had sex with a girl that has a yeast infection and still had her cunt cream on. Its what your dick looks like after you are done
Man i nailed that chick last night and didn't know that puss was stank still i saw i had cream cheese dick
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someone who passes on a joint/bowl/pipe/etc.
"Can you believe Consuelo passed on that chronic? What a cheese dick."
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the situation where a man suffers from a male yeast infection and proceeds to melt his dick in a waffle iron
me last night with a whore melted cheese dick
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When you have sex with a girl from Philadelphia and you pull out to see another man's semen on your penis.
Man 1: dude! Did you smash that chick from the club last night?
Man 2: yeah, but that hoe gave me a Philly cheese dick. And it wasn't my semen.
when you see your nigga daniel using the cream cheese as lube again for his midnight wank sessions again
damn, I am out of lube again, now I just have to become a cheese dick nigga
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sage loves joey more
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i winnn cheese dick :PP
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