ding

To encourage a mate to give you a ring or call on your house

'yes mate just ding me if there's anything happening tonight'
'just give me a ding if your bored, we can fuck shit up'

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string ding ding

small penis, or small dick

You got a String ding ding

my String Ding Ding Cant Fit in your thing thing

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Dings

Has multiple meangins, can mean shitty, lame, gay, weak. I serious cut down on a chick.

"Dude, yer the fuckin' dings, just drink with us tonight."

"That chick is the fuckin dings man, and a cocktease taboot."

"Dude I gotta cut the grass man, its the dings."

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ding

eastern ottawa slang for smoking a cigarette

"yo lets ding"
"you wanna ding?"

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ding

Sound effect caused by getting a headshot to the helmet in a FPS computer game; for example, the "Tactical Ops" mod (later became a retail standalone game) for Unreal Tournament used this sound effect. Often used in double, as in "ding ding"

* a headshot to helmet happens in game *
"ding ding!"

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rind a ding ding

"Ring a ding ding" for people who can't spell at all. Developed by the Rind Corporation.

I rand that bell and it went "rind a ding ding".

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Ding

Short for "Dingbat." An incredibly dumb blonde who may or may not be an alien, a cyborg, or the victim of a sadistic experiment in brain-theft. So strong is her ignorance that it actually radiates outwards; this can cause intense pain in the listener. Her conversations are rambling, incomplete, and surreally pointless. Smells like animal urine. Sits in its own vomit.

Clem: Oh no, here comes the Ding!

Ding: Um, I saw this movie last night.

Daisy Mae: What was it called?

Ding: Um, I don't have time to talk about it. Um, bye!

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