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Dirk

is gay.

Dirk is gay.

by TheRealBillClinton January 25, 2024


dirk

used to describe a short chinese boy with glasses who is incapable of doing any physical or mental work and cannot be loaded with anything higher than 1st grade work

Damn he pulled a dirk.

by onichan1236669 October 17, 2018


Dirk

fucking dirk you anime haired fuck with your anime shades GO BACK TO HOMESTUCK

"I hate Dirk Strider."

by crow fuck September 11, 2021


Dirk

A Dirk is an all round fraternity legend. Does not shy away for heavy drinking drugs or other substances. Whilst also performing top of his class professionally.

Dirk is an absolute legend

by Dirk Lid November 24, 2021


Dirk

The guy who used to work as the Poughkeepsie Pigeons minor league hockey team mascot. After retiring, he kept the T-shirt cannon he used to use on his zamboni rides. He currently wreaks havoc with it at war reenactments by flankstankbeebeeing people.

You idiot, you were supposed to take Dirk off the email thread!

by afflaffagoo January 30, 2022


Dirk

The opposite of Mickey Mouse. Completely valid and well deserved.

Bro 1: "Bro that test was not easy"
Bro 2: " Oh shit was it hella Dirk"
Bro 1: "Yea bro"

by Jhatassdo May 5, 2022


Dirk

Can be used in any part of a sentence to describe how something is cool, brutal, awful, gut wrenching etc.

“God that’s so dirk
Son of a dirk”

Smells like dirk”

by Elmoisdope11 June 7, 2019