A disease where you slowly grow shrooms on your cock and you start to transform into a mushroom yourself
Ay you heard that Chris has Prons Disease.
Isn't that were you get shrooms on your cock? Yea it is.
When a person is so thick their legs (thighs to cankles) are thick as tree trunks. Can also be called trunks for short.
Person 1: wow, she thicka than a snickaz...
Person 2: yea, shes got a serious case of trunks.
Doctor: I'm sorry miss, you've been diagnosed with trunks disease.
Woman: Noooo!! is there a way to cure it?
Doctor: Yea, it called a stairmaster, bitch.
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A person with the lobster disease is someone who has the recurring problem of catching feelings for someone after having sex, despite initial intentions of keeping things casual. Once they've shared a sexual experience with one another, emotions unavoidably develop and a desire to mate arises, an incurable side-effect resulting from the lobster disease.
The term lobster disease has an indirect reference to a bit from the television series, Friends, where Ross is upset because Rachel and him weren't getting together whereby Phoebe reassures him saying that Rachel is his lobster. Lobsters are known to mate with only one partner for their entire lifetime.
"Jane can't have casual sex with guys because she always catches feelings, she must have the lobster disease"
A disease for whenever someone spells something incorrect, or is a typo, because minx can’t fucking spell she spreads the disease
“got dwmn, FUCK, minx disease, fuck you minx!”
Once caught, you will slowly start turning feminine, and eventually turn into either a women, or a femboy. You can easily catch this disease by joining the Roblox community: "Extreme War Experience". The disease is uncurable.
"Ah shit I caught the EWE disease, why am i turning so feminine? What is happening to my voice and body hair!?"
A pyscological condition that is brought about by illogical thoughts of being Lowreyed and a Fear of Missing Out(FOMO). Typically exhibited by persistent texts and phone calls to inquire about other person's whereabouts and happenings.
I think everyone just went out to eat without me. I must be suffering from a mad case of Hunt's Disease.
Dalek's Disease or Dalek's Syndrome is the condition of having damage on the F1 games.
"Damage, do you have dalek?"
-Wazuk
"Yes, I have dalek's disease."
-dalek