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Doctor Sex

A doctor that specializes in sexual operations and procedures.

Doctor sex gave me a prostate exam last night. Apparently I have colon cancer.

by Kester999 September 18, 2020

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Witch Doctor

It's a drink from the Whataburger in Concord, North Carolina made from a mixture of every kind of soda they have, plus a little pickle juice & a few slices of pickle in it as well.

I'll take a chili-cheeseburger, onion rings & a Witch Doctor.

by MatildaLjungberg May 15, 2009

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the doctor scholl's

Derived from a situation in which you are cock blocked by an asshole friend. While he is fucking the girl he stole from you, steal his shoes and jerk off on his insoles.

Man, that dick head cock blocked me again!
what'd you do?
I gave him the doctor scholl's!
whats that?
I jizzed all over the inside of his shoes!
I bet he's gellin now!

by MC Barlow March 17, 2008

35๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Juris Doctor

Juris Doctor (not Juris Doctorate) is the correct term for a professional law degree.

JD is the abbreviation for Juris Doctor.

Juris Doctor is Latin for "teacher of law."

The terms Juris Doctor and Juris Doctorate are frequently and erroneously used interchangeably. Juris Doctorate is incorrect.

Joshua earned a juris doctor from the Yale Law School in 2002.

by Lisa Smartypants July 23, 2012

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playing doctor

Toddlers explore their own and each others' genitals.

They call this game "playing doctor", probably since at the doctor they've had routine examinations of their private parts.

Adults use the phrase as a "cutesy" way to say "sex".

"Man you look tired!"

"Yeah Robin and I were up all night playing doctor."

by Mister Literal June 7, 2004

471๐Ÿ‘ 96๐Ÿ‘Ž


Doctor Google

Someone who is not a medical professional and uses the Internet to self diagnose a disease, medical condition, or other illness often with extreme inaccuracy.

Doctor Google, in Exam room 4, said according to the internet he has a tumor in his head as big as a basketball.

by boomshockalockas June 7, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


rug doctor

1. A dyke. A lesbian.
2. A straight male who eats pussy, preferably lesbian.
3. Missy Koonce.

1. That Ellen DeGeneress is a rug doctor.
2. My husband loves eating me out. What a rug doctor.
3. Missy Koonce.

by mindmelt September 22, 2003

75๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž