Dog

100% better than a human and the best friend you will ever get

Guys my dog just ran into a fence

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Dog

Dog - Demented ogre grapes. It occours when you drink to much milk and eat to much cheese. Tge only way you can cure it is to eat an onion because ONIONS HAVE LAYERS!!

Docter "I beleive the only way to cure DOG is to eat onions"

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Dog

to fall asleep on someone, either while on the phone (texting or calling) or to physically fall asleep on them

"Sorry I dogged you last night"
"Do you mind if I dog right now"

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Dog

The ultimate overlord that can fucken control human beings

My dog rules over the universe

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Dog

Not an accessory.

Bitch: Like, OMG! This cute dog will so totally compliment my new Coach bag!

Me: Dogs are not an accessory, their lives are more useful than yours.

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Dog

A quadrupedal species with fur covering most of it's body. Distinguishing characteristics include a snout of sorts, a wet nose, large canine teeth, obviously, and being more intelligent than any human will ever be. They deserve to be wearing clothing and walking on 2 legs, not us.

You know what? I'm going to take off my clothes and put them on the next dog I see. He deserves it.

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Dog

The furry mammal who loves anybody no matter what. They have no sense of judgement and are fascinated by balloons and bubbles.

I love my service dog, Elliot.

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