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When youre doing anal in a bouncy house, pull out too fast, and all of the Dominican food previously consumed explodes right out. Much like the Dominican republic's mudslides.
After she ate chipotle we ended up in a Dominican mudslide and her neices birthday party.
Can also be abbreviated to just "country". A person from the Dominican Republic who has either just moved to the United States or has been living here for a while, even years but has yet to assimilate to American culture. There's a lot of variations depending on where in the DR they come from and their experiences. but the general consensus is that there are huge parts of American culture and etiquette they haven't understood yet. Some country Dominicans have an outdated and misplaced view on what America is like and will try to behave according to that which may also come across wrong.
Country Dominicans are almost always immigrants themselves, not children of immigrants that are american-born, though there are cases of american borns that spend enough time in the DR to become country, or that are raised in a way that they become country.
If you struggle understanding another example of a similar phenomenon is the Asian FOB. this is literally that exact same thing but with Dominicans
The term can and has been used as an insult whenever people think Dominicans are being obnoxious.
(This was written by a country Domincian btw)
Example 1:
Person 1: Where's that music coming from?
Person 2: Oh don't mind them, it's the country dominicans
Example 2:
Person 1: I don't get it, people looked at me weird when I called the waiter over, I wasn't even that loud.
Person 2: Oh so you're just country so you think you weren't loud but it was louder than what's normal here.
jaminique porter
the only loyal dominican on the planet
When you ejaculate on a picture of the sun and yell "baseball is the only way ese"
Carlos: Hey cabrone i heard you were doing some Dominican Republic Flashbangs the other night
Pablo: Yeah man you should have joined
When you squeeze a girl so hard that her large intestines fall out and you cut some off to make a condom and fuck your first cousin with it. The key is that it will rip and you get to cum inside her. Or him I don’t judge.
Jeff: Hey mom do you have a victim for me to give a Dominican half nelson to. Me and the old cuzzo feel a lil aroused and I want to go ham.
Mom: Oh sure honey try giving Mrs.Nelson a ring. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.
When you've been dating for 7 years or more, moved in with one another and created an entire family. While there is no legal paperwork you are referred to by family as husband or wife. Congratulations!
"Maria and Fulano are the cutest married couple ever!"
" They must have had a beautiful ceremony."
"Oh well, they aren't married MAR-RIED but they're Dominican married, they've been together since quarter waters."
When a Man does not bathe for a single month and then takes his collection of smegma and cooks it down into a saucepan until it turns to an oil-like fluid.
"Waitor": Hey chef, table 4 thought there wasn't enough dressing on the salad...so they sent it back.
"Chef": Oh ok, well ill just add some Dominican fish oil and see how they like it.