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What Danny DeVito has
I dropped my monster condom for my Magnum dong
A word to not quite insult a person but to make fun of them.
Often used against asian people in particular.
It is not meant to degrade Asian people but to joke with them, kind of.
Me: Ahhh Tommy Dong
Asian friend: You need help :(
A term to describe an older gentleman with grandkids, who is constantly being chased by woman after the dong of all dongs.
Oh boy, I guess Melissa was at it again. She was chasing this guy Tom, and he is about 20 years older than her. Little did Tom know, Melissa is a Horsedick Hound and upon cornering him, she persuaded Tom to take her home and give her a pounding with that Granddaddy Dong. I overheard Melissa talking to Betty, and she said she hasn’t been able to walk right for two days after the thorough jackhammering she received. I wish I was a Grandaddy, or a guy with a huge Dong. At least I have a good personality, I guess. Jesus, life’s a mess!
A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.
I have a shlong dong
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The act of giving your partner sexual pleasure with nothing other than the ol' classic missionary position
Retro Donging
Someone who you don't want to meet in prison when you have your pants sagging on accident, or in the showers.
Inmate 1: Hey, wheres Jerry?
Inmate 2: He ran into a Big Dong in the locker room.
Inmate 1: Oh, he ain't gonna walk right for a week.
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Dropping Dong is when an actor shows his penis in a film. This is usually considered taboo for American Cinema, and ultimately results in the demise of ones career.
Jeremy: "Dropping Dong is totally acceptable now in movies."
Mike: "It's not Jeremy, it ends actors careers."
Jeremy: "What do you mean?"
Mike: After dropping dong in Wild Things, Kevin Bacon was reduced to doing straight to video and B movies.
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