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When someone gets 0 kills and 10 deaths in Call of Duty(high negative).We call it piggy donut because it resembles a Small penis and 2 Big balls
Omg this kid just went 0-10 ,he just dropped a piggy donut
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The act or prank of asking someone if they would like a "Hurtz Donut". If they reply yes, they are punched as hard as possible and told: "Hurts, don't it?"
Hey Patrick, want a Hurtz Donut?
Okay! (then punched)
Hurts, don't it?
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Someone who isn't the brightest. One could even say they have a gap between their ears. They are essentially the opposite of a smart cookie.
Carol: My sister is pregnant and I can't wait for the gender reveal. It's so exciting to find out if I'm going to be an aunt or uncle.
Carl: Oh Carol, you are a dumb donut!
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A hot donut occurs when you engage in anal sex with a person who has herpes.
Guy 1: Yo man, I need help! I banged this chick in the ass last weekend, and now I have a dick zit! It burns when I pee! What do I do?!
Guy 2: Uh oh. I'm sorry, man, but it sounds like you've ordered up a hot donut. You'd better call for a Valtrex prescription from Dr. Poindexter.
Guy 1: OH NO, DUDE!!!
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Sarcastic response to a query as to acceptable payment for a job.
"Are you kidding? I'd do that for donuts and whiskey."
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A mile run attempted after eating a full box of donuts. The mile is considered successful if the runner does not throw up.
We all ran a donut mile but only Mark was able to finish.
A frozen Breakfast sandwich that they would just throw it in the microwave and in like two minutes you would have your breakfast.
Hey Braddock are you gonna get a “Delaware Donut?” If so tell Furby to make me one too!!
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