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The result of not washing after Doodie Fucking (see definition).
I just doodie fucked Jocelyn and I couldn't shower right away and now I got doodie dick.
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A Doody Golem is similar to the traditional Golem of Jewish folklore but instead being made out of earth of clay it is made out of human or animal excrament.
"Oh Moshe, What evil thing have you constructed?? Is it a Golem?"
"No Herschel....It's a Doody Golem, made from the doody of a thousand goyim. It does whatever I can command."
"The rebbe would not approve!"
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when you take a shit and the water splashes back up onto your butt
yo i just took the fattest shit in the bathroom and had a doodie sploosh
The tender, valley-shaped hole situated directly above ones butthole. Coined by Hodge
My doodie divot is extremely itchy today" or "I have extra fluff in my doodie divot after wearing these new cotton under wear"
Amount of sleep which is needed for a person to poop well when he or she gets up in the morning.
You don't need beauty sleep, however, you definitely could use some doody sleep. When was the last time you pooped?
The state of being so constipated that your colon legally files for unemployment. Often occurs with traveling, certain foods, or medications.
By the 4th night of Passover, my massive consumption of matzah caused such a Dereliction of Doody that I could no longer bend down to tie my shoes.
Brown stuff that comes out the butt. Formerly known as number 2.
“I just went big doody.”
“The bathroom really smells. Someone must have taken a big doody.”